Laugh Out Loud

We usually join the Tasty Tuesday Blog Hop but since Kirby and I are visiting family in Georgia the kitchen is closed.  The next best thing to good food is a good laugh...  

A few human quotes...

My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

I don't suffer from insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it!

I used to have a handle on life but it broke.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Out of my mind, be back in five minutes.

God must love stupid people -- He made so many!

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Procrastinate now!

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

The trouble with life is there's no background music.

I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.

And of course a few dog quotes...

The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.

It's no coincidence that man's best friend cannot talk.

Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window!

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog

Know any good ones I missed? 

Happy Father's Day

I lost my Dad several years ago so today is kinda sad.  I can reminisce about the good times and love but oh how I would love to see him again.   I love you Dad!

I'm focusing on today being a great day for Doug who can drive me crazy but is my best friend. We are going to Tara and Jordan's home to celebrate his day so it will be a good day. In the meantime I'm sending happy wishes to all the men who spend their time being great dads. Today is your day. 

Kirby wanted to throw in his four paws up and a wag to wish Doug "Dad" a very Happy Father's Day.  For all the rides, for all the treats, for all the play times, for just being you... 

Kirby Barks About Yard Work

Spring is finally here an my backyard is a mess with weeds an stuff! My mama works hard all week at some job she has somewhere she goes to every weekday so I wanted to shows her how much I appreciates everthin she does for me by helpin with the yard work.  I is scared of that weed eater thing but I figured I coulds cuts the grass with that big green thing they rides on. I did just gets my official drivers licence! 

I hads to gets Kora to helps me by sittin on the gas pedal cos I is really short.  All I hads to do was steer it.

It was kinda hard to drive in straight lines so I just went ever which way.  It was kinda likes I was Tony Stewart drivin his race car in fast circles all around the track!  Mama was just relaxin on the deck when all a sudden I ranned over somethin.  Me an Kora just looked at each others an started barkin for mama who camed right away. I was kinda scared it mighta been one of my cat sisters but it was just a big stick so it was ok.

Once the grass was all cut I decided to does some work in the garden beds since mama just happens to has a rake that just my size.  I knowed the difference between the weeds and the good plants cos I done watched her ever year. I does pays attention to everthing she ever says which must be whys I such a smart dog.

I pretty sure I gots ever weed in that bed an then I throwed some straw on tops for mulchin so there wernt be no more weeds growin.

Finally I was all done which was a good thing cos my paws was sore an I was so hot an tired.  That was abouts the time I woked up from my nap. Mama has tolds me sometimes I barks an moves when I sleepin so I guess I does has dreams that is so real.    

I coulds still do the yard iffen there any gas in thats gas can or I coulds does it tomorrow. It seemed easier in my dream.